Monthly Archives: February 2012

I Don’t Go For That…

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So I got an email this morning that I had received a private message on one of the sites I used to use. I hadn’t been on there for awhile, so I was kinda intrigued as to what it said.

I should have left well enough alone:

Hey there how are you doing? So this may be random but I am a traveling salesman who covers the whole Midwest. I live in KC area, but I cover Iowa and Missouri and Illinois. Anyway, I am going to be the Des Moines area on Tuesday and Wednesday night. I think your gorgeous and I think you seem like a really cool and down to earth person. I travel alone so it can get lonely on the road. Again I will be traveling to the Des Moines area on Tuesday Feb. 28 and Wednesday Feb. 29th. I would love to see you. Please text me asap at 913-375-xxxx if you are interested. Derek.

Is it just me, or does he sound like he’s responding to a Craigslist “Casual Encounters” ad?

“It can get lonely on the road.” I’ll have to remember that line…

See? I don’t necessarily find these guys.. they somehow find me!

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