So I got an email this morning that I had received a private message on one of the sites I used to use. I hadn’t been on there for awhile, so I was kinda intrigued as to what it said.
I should have left well enough alone:
Hey there how are you doing? So this may be random but I am a traveling salesman who covers the whole Midwest. I live in KC area, but I cover Iowa and Missouri and Illinois. Anyway, I am going to be the Des Moines area on Tuesday and Wednesday night. I think your gorgeous and I think you seem like a really cool and down to earth person. I travel alone so it can get lonely on the road. Again I will be traveling to the Des Moines area on Tuesday Feb. 28 and Wednesday Feb. 29th. I would love to see you. Please text me asap at 913-375-xxxx if you are interested. Derek.
Is it just me, or does he sound like he’s responding to a Craigslist “Casual Encounters” ad?
“It can get lonely on the road.” I’ll have to remember that line…
See? I don’t necessarily find these guys.. they somehow find me!
Or maybe he’s just lonely? plus, you’re gorgeous! Make him pay for drinks and go home alone!
That is one brave, stupid man…